00:00.38 archpodnet And welcome back to episode one thirty one so getting us back on track for those that have still made it through this far because clearly there's no real archeology content just a heads up. We have sent out a bunch of invites to get um people on so Joe Watkins Sonia odela 00:04.95 Kanye West Permit to do this help. 00:17.30 Kanye West Joe Watkins wow 00:21.40 archpodnet Um, yeah, um, Jane Lee Thomas Thompson sorry and then I also reached out to Rebecca lamb and um Kay metnna the 2 indigenous tattoo archaeologists to come back for like a ah joint episode I'm excited for that. 00:32.45 kanye east Oh sweet. Um, shipwreck. 00:37.60 archpodnet Maddie Mcalistster has agreed to come back. Excited me what been under the sea and Lewis bork and there's a couple other folks I sound like 10 invites out and so and there's also some end ones from earlier that we needed a work to to. 00:40.43 Kanye West She's the best. 00:50.11 Kanye West Um, ah you and I have a whole lord of the rings episode that hasn't aired yet. 00:57.10 archpodnet It comes out it will. It will be the episode that preceds this one and we should probably like part 2 of that because we recorded that like after episode 3 and it's been like weeks since the series has like ended like right? Ah, that was meant to come out a while ago. 00:58.53 Kanye West Um, okay to yeah, um to add to the list of huh. 01:12.14 kanye east And and that was pre like um I that was pre like the big reveals like a couple of the big archeological things right. 01:17.62 archpodnet Yeah. 01:19.89 Kanye West Yeah, gal gladggerel dude who? um anyway also kick. Ah, what's the bad guy's name um before he reveals himself Hal brand. 01:25.58 kanye east Ah. 01:29.34 kanye east How or how how brand that's what it is guys should take a picture of Carlton stuck again. 01:31.93 archpodnet Oh God Damn it. 01:36.92 Kanye West A handsome man I was like damn they cast that guy good. Um I know he's frozen while you guys are waiting on that Carlton to unfreeze. Um we I also and invite Drll Kohler on here. He is the the indigenous archeologist I was working with. 01:47.23 kanye east By Hand Brand Pam Thank be. 01:54.23 Kanye West Ah, well, the indigenous tribal monitor I was working with. He's not an archaeologist I also met a lovely person at Laprell who does climate research she used to be a Wyoming master student or think Phd and she does like climate like lobbying in Dc that would be a great episode to have. Um, and there are 2 other people that shout out Mikenna Litinsky was telling me to get on the show. Um, and there are several masters students at Wyoming that once they finish we can have them on the show and do their ah Theresy Search oh 02:25.39 kanye east Yeah, Dave um, did the other Dave Anderson's um, penciled in. Um yeah, and then iriate tomachik I fucked it your name I'm sorry but she's gonna be. She's gonna be on here. Um. 02:31.22 Kanye West Dga d under 19 02:42.12 kanye east After her research is concluded I think she's back from Europe so she'll be on here. Um, looks like we got some a letter out to Delaney Cooley from University oklahoma um, yeah, so it's it's exciting. We are making new content. We are going places. Um. It will not just be chaos and us singing punk songs and or drop in sick beats every episode and we're back. Ah. 03:04.61 Kanye West Yeah, yeah. 03:11.55 Kanye West That is. 03:14.61 archpodnet Is oh shit is it still recording fuck Sorry I don't know I don't know what is up with with my audio. Um I apologize but it doesn't look like it's recorded. Are you guys getting wavy at your side. Okay I'm. 03:21.88 Kanye West Um I guess another thing and yeah I got I got wavies another thing I want to I guess plug real quick while we got time is I got contacted I mean you guys are aware of this but um, by a company. 03:24.80 kanye east Yeah. 03:31.63 archpodnet Okay. 03:38.47 Kanye West It's a ex not geo producer has like this little small short film company. Um and they asked me to be like make a little short film which ended up just being a 3 minute instagram film. But and in this day and age that's considered a short film apparently on and the question was like. Howard's other species different from us and I like worked all summer at it and I finally finished it and that airs I think November Twenty fifth so it'll be kind of cool. Um, so I'll make sure to plug the pod in the comments on that one because it's like a collaborative post. 04:09.41 archpodnet Hell yeah Congrats brother. 04:14.30 kanye east Yeah, lots lots of lots of stuff happening is the short film becoming shorter because of of Tiktok and our attention spans. 04:17.88 archpodnet Sure Man sweet the. 04:23.87 Kanye West This is on the dispencer and I talked about the other day. Yeah, it's like people can't like a Youtube video. It's either like you got to commit to a half hour Youtube video while you're eating your breakfast or you have to watch something that's a short otherwise you have no attention span for it and like that's where the world's coming to. So and I think Matt Stern talked about this too. You gotta rope people in within the first 3 seconds or they're not watching it. Um and like that's a damn shame. 04:51.10 archpodnet Yeah, yeah, we're hitting like there's that scene from wally with all those fat people in the chairs with all the lights we're hitting that point and like yeah, there's yeah note. 05:01.19 kanye east I Need to get a little lower and then I can then I'll really fit it. Yeah, we don't have to use our stupid legs. 05:01.55 Kanye West Don't shame him. 05:05.24 Kanye West I welcome that future dude like I saw somebody on a jazzy at Walmart Use a gopher grabber to pick something up that they dropped and I was like I'm trying to I want to be at that level like in the future like I want a gopher grabber attached to my arm that I can just I don't have to bend over anymore. Do you know. 05:10.15 archpodnet It's it's scary. 05:19.81 archpodnet F. 05:25.40 Kanye West Ah, difficult tying your shoes is like it's a hassle. 05:29.37 kanye east Let's just go like go go gadget you might as well. You know. 05:34.91 archpodnet I'm doing all right I go to the gym every morning I'm a little flexible like I don't mind that stuff anymore. But like yeah pre coming out to Indiana bending over socked I don't know that's why I get the little zip ups. 05:39.54 Kanye West It sounds good I Just like I'd rather not tie my shoes ever. It's like such a task. 05:44.40 kanye east You just could get like Solomon's men yeah 05:51.47 archpodnet I get those? Yeah I got those zip-up boots. Although I blew through another pairs I got to order another one I was like why are my feet wet I'm like oh the soles are gone again. Cool We the hell out of those things. Yeah, what else is going on in archeology in general I don't. 05:55.31 Kanye West M. 06:07.98 archpodnet I don't know essays is coming up Portland Stefan Milo's coming. Oh yeah. 06:08.38 kanye east Portland. 06:08.82 Kanye West Portland we get to hang out. Oh we can do a live show with Stefan Milo for his his well of course he'll be there. It's Portland or we'll just go to his house his seventh appearance on the vodka that we got a bay him. At this point he's a lad though she's naing it. 06:12.61 kanye east Steve on. 06:24.57 archpodnet Yeah, we gotta go that's Tuesday and it is Tuesday it's tuesday. 06:26.57 Kanye West Um, I really liked the episode we did with Miss stepping on the about the Queen my dad like really liked that episode. He thought that was we good things to say. 06:28.67 kanye east It's huge she should. We play us out without ah. 06:38.71 archpodnet Yeah I was a that was that was a fun episode I learned a lot like even just like looking up stuff for that episode now a lot of our guests are going to be there like we should actually probably throw down like send an invite to everyone like hey we're throwing in a life and ruins meet up. 06:53.20 kanye east Ooh like a host like a meetup. Yeah. 06:54.95 Kanye West Get David two shots and he'll be as drunk as Connor in Carlton after 7 06:58.41 archpodnet Yeah, so we should figure out a night that's not 07:03.28 kanye east Ah, might would even be worse. Okay I have a very important question Carlton how do you go? Yeah, wish maybe get a booth. Um, my important question is. 07:04.91 archpodnet Ah, give me a couple of audio motherfuckers that would be the night drink just a bucket of audience. Yeah. 07:08.99 Kanye West Should we get a booth. 07:17.13 archpodnet I Don't want to pay for a bit. 07:18.34 kanye east Yeah, we're not, We're not getting a booth up. How do you get an audio motherfucker into a staff get together and not look like trash. 07:19.89 Kanye West Settled. 07:27.81 archpodnet I don't know I haven't tried I have no idea I mean it probably it looks like blue Gatoradeid I could probably just put in a blue gatorade bottle and I just could not sit next to anyone because they could just smell alcohol it? yeah. 07:31.83 Kanye West Um, to the people. 07:36.16 Kanye West What is it. 07:39.45 kanye east Um, people lighting cigarettes near it. 07:44.19 archpodnet It is it is ah so this is funny so back and Emily got married a couple weeks ago and I behaved myself so we had a couple buzzballs because I was a groomsman like we just drinking drinking cores lights beforehand I paced myself real good. 07:44.93 kanye east But were. 07:59.99 archpodnet They went to the bar afterwards and like I was ordering those and there was a point in the night when someone's like we're leaving Carlton is coming with us and like there was that voice inside of back backmin is like you need to go now or else. You won't remember getting home but apparently like I I bought a brand new audio motherfucker had already closed out but I just looked at Emily's dad was like put it on his tab. 08:09.80 Kanye West Um. 08:19.87 archpodnet And the next one got a f vote request from him. He's like what it's this's like I really don't remember doing that man and is like he was asking. It was a who workers this drink like what is this is like that was Carlton yeah, it's only 1 person who did that because I was drinking those that night 08:30.43 kanye east There's only 1 person that could be. 08:38.18 archpodnet They didn't even have karaoke I was just like I had a touch tunes app on my phone from lynch and I was like I I spent $50 on songs at the bar and I would just get up on stage and just start just screaming songs that I was playing like I put wagon wheel on like 7 times in a rope just sitting there. Just. 08:50.11 Kanye West Um, you. 08:57.43 archpodnet Really I had such a good night. It was a fun time. Um, yeah, no, we should? Yeah yeah, but yeah, we should definitely I think people would enjoy that like we should have a night where that's not at the roundup and not during the native reception which I have to host so whenever. 08:57.51 kanye east Everyone called and alive and kicking it So that's good to know. 09:15.77 archpodnet Night maybe a Saturday night but then and then see who's there because like a bunch of our guests have to be going. 09:18.27 kanye east Yeah, well. 09:18.71 Kanye West Yeah I mean Surerley Maddie Mcalister maybe not but she could swim out of the beach. 09:25.64 kanye east We'll we'll put it on our um, our socials though. 09:27.40 archpodnet Maybe not? Um, yeah, we could also just email everyone we should send Bob an official invite like ah Dr Kelly we were wondering if you will be attending this year's se is because there will be a life and ruins guest happy hour. 09:38.95 kanye east It's a black black tie event. 09:41.72 Kanye West I bonded with Bob this summer cooking Bok Choy ah it was like the weirdest situation but I was like we were talking and he was like where's your family from and I was like upstate good talk like. 09:43.73 archpodnet Black dot black div. It really. 09:58.16 Kanye West Ah, my mom's from the city. What said my dad doesn't doesn't drink and he was like good for him as I was drinking a gin and tonic. Um. 10:03.14 archpodnet Ah. 10:11.00 archpodnet That's Bob I remember like we the first holiday party went that he had there was like fermented like soda or something there and he couldn't drink that there was like a tea maybe and I remember Heather being super cool. So hey Bob I have this tea for you. He was like it's fermented I can't drink this like. 10:21.39 Kanye West Um, and. 10:24.95 kanye east Because he's he's bahai right? or interesting Also God that the caffeine thing man is what what would get me like. 10:27.40 Kanye West Move Bahai. Um. 10:27.86 archpodnet Ah sorry is bahai. No ferment and no fermentation. No caffeine dudes clean as a clean as a catholic one. 10:44.40 kanye east Think that would kill me first booze would eventually give me but I can't function. 10:46.83 Kanye West I drink coffee for the first time in like months the other day at a pumpkin spice coffee and like let me tell you I was very productive that day I see what people do it. 10:49.55 archpodnet Wow. 11:00.75 Kanye West Yeah, yeah, that's what it was just. 11:01.23 archpodnet I' I'm straight black coffee now man because I was it was reckon I I mean I took one look at what a vanel latte was and it was like three hundred and fifty calories and like that's one of my snacks like and it's not filling I can't do that so I'm straight black coffee now. 11:09.83 Kanye West Dude, there's a lot of calories and things like ah. 11:15.16 archpodnet And now that I'm calorie counting and looking at macros yeah like I'm surprised like today though like I forgot to bring my protein bars. My shakes and my peanuts and so like I did get home and it ordered a pizza and that was like that was at noon I haven't eaten sense because I can't go over my budget. 11:24.35 Kanye West Um, yeah. 11:25.26 kanye east Your body's like yeah Americans are a good alternative to because it's just hot water and and espresso. Yeah, that's the good stuff. Yeah, it's it's wild when you start looking into that stuff. Go ahead. 11:32.22 Kanye West This place move. 11:32.65 archpodnet Breath espresso. That's true. 11:37.63 Kanye West Um, we should do a podcast about oh sorry podcast about food and cuisine. We should get J Two E on. 11:46.75 kanye east J Tesl 11:47.95 archpodnet You should my whole department That's like my department's focus is like food and anthropology. Yeah, one of my colleagues Gros to Sinte huh. 11:51.82 Kanye West Let's do it. 11:54.76 kanye east Much of foodies talking about food. 11:55.53 Kanye West Got really good at cooking Ty for it this year punk. 12:04.90 archpodnet And so one of my colleagues grows teo cinte as part of her peace garden it was like three meters tall it just rocketed I was like it was nuts. No, it's like specific ancestral t o cinte before maze. 12:07.22 Kanye West Wow. Are you saying that she grows corn and just using that word or is it like a specific kind of Tas and cool. 12:21.58 archpodnet Like the wild wild version of corn like I didn't even know what existed and she was like showing me pictures of like holy shit I didn't see the cobs I just saw the stalks. Yeah, but I think there's only yeah I think there's only like 2 rows if that and like 2 couple kernels. 12:23.50 kanye east How big are the cobs. They're not big right? They're They're pretty small. 12:34.77 kanye east Let's nots. It's cone Big Lump and nobss. Ah. 12:38.15 archpodnet Yeah, no, it's corn. 12:43.80 Kanye West Um, La Goones are. 12:50.65 Kanye West Is that what that song is saying I I literally can't understand songs without like seeing the lyrics and on Tiktok. It's like real hard. Um. 12:51.62 archpodnet I Just realized I have it's corn. Yeah, did. 12:58.93 kanye east Wait You didn't you didn't catch that the whole time. The the corn thing was happening and they even started cornhub. 13:00.65 archpodnet Yeah, that's fair. 13:03.70 Kanye West No I thought it was saying it's cold. 13:09.58 archpodnet Um. 13:15.40 Kanye West Um, oh oh I was at the bar the other day and somebody was telling me they went to a lecture at the psychology department in Wyoming and they talked about porn usage and apparently wyoming ah of all states has the longest amount of time spent. Per like page I don't know what exactly that means he was trying to explain but we were like maybe it's the internet connection like it gets stuck and like they watch the same video for like 10 minutes or like. 13:46.90 archpodnet There's 200000 people in that state and I imagine like 1 person that just has like just 1 person who just never just as ah infinite loop is driving up those numbers. 13:49.80 Kanye West It's just 1 guy 1 girl. 13:54.19 Kanye West Something. But. 13:56.22 kanye east Um, or it's. 13:58.61 archpodnet Like that state. You can't compare like anything population wise between Wyoming and somewhere else because that's like the most per cap of everything because there's like 4 people in most towns out there. There's absolute more cows. There's more people in the county I grew up in Northern Virginia in the entire state of Wyoming. It's a fact. 14:04.94 Kanye West There's more cows than people. Yeah. 14:05.11 kanye east Yeah. 14:10.82 kanye east I do like to think I do like to think of like the it be like dial up internet so that like a 10 minute video really would take like 30 minutes or so with all the buffering. 14:10.88 Kanye West Yeah. 14:23.68 Kanye West I don't know where the guy just had one model. He really liked were girl um, who knows but speaking of small numbers in Wyoming it was kind of an awkward thing but we were standing at the food line at Laprelle. 14:41.20 Kanye West And Paris looks at me and Todd she goes wow this is the most jews in Wyoming that Bob like I had not to laugh. He was like rich thought that was very funny. 14:57.91 kanye east Ah. 14:59.16 archpodnet Ah I bet rich that that was very funny. That's amazing. Yeah. 15:00.50 Kanye West It just the man dude I also got to hang with Danny Walker most of the summer let me tell you I love that man like he's getting old and his back doesn't like he can't walk so well and like I was trying to help him out as much I could but like just a ah wealth of knowledge genuinely good man and I saw him. No joke carlton I don't know if I told you this story he comes up full full regalia like backpack walking stick I'm assuming a beeper on on his belt. A Gps a compass and like an actual canteen and his hat and he has a little log. And he shows me what's in it and he's like I'm going to go find where that mammoth is on that railroad trestle sirrebells wrong and then just treks off into the distance and I was like I'm I'm never going to see this man again. He just came back and he. 15:51.59 archpodnet And then he walked all the way to planes because I saw at in conference I was like what's up Danny yeah, yeah, that is a quick. Yeah. 15:57.54 Kanye West You He's the man should get him on the show. 15:57.55 kanye east Ah. 16:00.55 kanye east He's so funny because he he's like the caricature of like an old academic like if I picture someone like yeah like if I picture someone who's like old and has like seen some shit like it's Danny Walker 16:03.36 Kanye West Um, he's just them Sam. 16:14.79 Kanye West And for the audience who doesn't know. Yeah, this man is ah ah a old guy I mean he's probably like 70 um about my height and to give you an example of this man's just ingenuity. He brings a picnic chair has a sharpened plunger. 16:17.10 archpodnet Yeah, you know? ah. 16:31.69 Kanye West And then puts the sharpened end into the ground and the top of the plunger holds a beer can perfectly and he's like used it for 25 years it's like all right and. 16:46.77 archpodnet Um I got to see marcel at planes which is really cool and then he also he was also at Mac and Emily's wedding which was a lot of fun. Yeah I hook out with with marce at the wedding for for quite a bit. It was a blast having of there. It was it was a fun time. 16:47.68 Kanye West Oh yeah. 16:57.81 Kanye West He's a fun guy I did I saw him last week 17:04.73 archpodnet Ah, yeah, it was now it's really cool to see that he's doing so well I'm excited to see him at essays. 17:09.60 kanye east All right on that. Lovely note this this is the and no, no, no sorry this it's been like it's been like 17 episodes of not getting enough all of us bullshitting together. 17:12.91 Kanye West Drop me a beat I'll take us to help fair enough. 17:17.13 archpodnet Yep, no. 17:27.70 kanye east So we just like spit it all into one. So this is like a condensed like makeup for like the last 14 episodes worth it was yeah. 17:27.48 Kanye West Yeah. 17:33.89 archpodnet Yeah, we're going to have actual archeology episodes coming up. 17:35.30 Kanye West For those of you. We do have some good ones. Um, but for those of you who have stuck with us and have been listening like every week and I know a lot of people messaged me about like the weeks that we weren't here like when that podcast was or the network was airing other ones like I appreciate you sticking through. Um, we're still staying Together. We're doing this podcast I think we decided we're gonna do some episodes alone with the guest here and there but try to do them all together. Um, yeah, so we got some good content coming on that note. 18:02.31 archpodnet Yep, because. 18:08.80 archpodnet Yeah, no I'm excited man that should be a fun time I Just yeah on that note, Um, if you're listening to us on the all shows plead please consider following our own show subscribing to our show downloading our show life and its podcast because it helps us gain numbers so we can. 18:10.46 Kanye West Please. 18:23.41 archpodnet Advertisers and sponsors to help us grow and promote the show because anything listened to and downloaded on the all shows feed actually doesn't help us. So if you really like our show, please support us email us at life runs podcast at gmail.com if you have any questions or guest suggestions. 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We have some really good comments and feedback you know guys please keep doing and we have 5 stars on fucking Spotify hell yeah because we were. 19:08.78 Kanye West Hell yeah. 19:16.00 kanye east We love you all. 19:16.51 Kanye West Hell yeah brother. 19:21.98 archpodnet We were we were teetering on that 4 star from that first review we got early on that was like yeah this is garbage humbug. 19:25.97 Kanye West Um, one thing a few podcasts back I said I was invulnerable to covid and I was immune because I drank out of the bottle Carlton drank out of when he got covered and I was like how did I not get it must be immune store narrator. He was wrong. I got covered wicked bad when I was in New York it was bad. Um, anyway I lived. 19:45.77 kanye east And with that we are out. 19:50.40 archpodnet Nap Alright sweet. 19:55.33 archpodnet And now if you stuck with this this long. It's time for Connor's witty joke Connor what joke do you have horse today. Oh god lord of the rings one. 19:58.10 kanye east Okay, you guys have a choice. There's a lord of the rings one and then there's a non lord of the rings one. Okay. 20:06.75 Kanye West I'm pro-life. That's my joke I'm not flush that shit out. 20:13.18 kanye east Okay I don't care how goth your friend is Melcor is more goth. 20:20.22 Kanye West Oh. 20:23.31 archpodnet Fucking done.